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Posted 3 hours ago with 28557 notes

arcnoise:

arcnoise:

some time ago i introduced the phrase “food pact” to my friends as a shorthand for “i’ll go make and eat food if you also make and eat food” and ever since then ive just started incorporating more pacts into my life. stay hydrated pact. stretch break pact. stop doomscrolling and go to bed pact. we need to bring this back in vogue more people should be making pacts imo

the best part of this is when you ask “who wants to do a shower pact” and you get a half dozen friends all rolling up saying “the pact is sealed”. faustian behavior

Posted 7 hours ago with 62943 notes

marioheritageposts:

manywinged:

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manywinged:

manywinged:

me: my wife? that old ball and chain?

my wife, a chain chomp from super mario: *blushes*

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this is my wife everyone be nice to her

Your wife ruined my Mario 64 Bob-Bom Battlefield Speedrun I don’t like your wife

well i hope you’ve been practicing since then because you’re about to have to speedrun for your life

Mario Heritage Post

Posted 7 hours ago with 4381 notes

richandrod:

Disturb not the harmony of fire, ice or lightning, lest these titans wreak destruction upon the world in which they clash.

Posted 9 hours ago with 5725 notes

bi-buddha:

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Natasha Lyonne has always been an icon.

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